Tell me why

I have a mini retriever, Sadie Mae Benn and she is my baaaaby and i love her very much!




Until she has to go to the vet, or wakes me up at five am to go outside and chase squirrels. OR when she decides to throw up.
WHY does she throw up on the Carpet? we got marble, we got stone tile, BRAND NEW stone tile, but nah, she Always Always has to throw up on the freshly clean, "don't wear shoes on," carpet.
And regurgitate leafs and treats Do Not come out easily.

Damn Sadie