Saturday, January 12, 2008

Quicky

Sunshine
Cheez-It
Crisp
Four Cheese
are
GROSS




If you have the choice, buy the regular cheez-it style cracker
If you don't have a choice don't buy anything

Friday, January 11, 2008

OMG!!! Another racist joke against Tiger Woods! Where is Sharpton? Jesse?

!Kelly Tilghman a commentator for GOLF network made a comment the other day about. (hopefully you’ve guessed it by now) Tiger Woods. A lot of people, mainly the Imus crowd are outraged over this:




Tiger Woods laughed it off, He and Kelly are friends, but best believe that al sharpton is making a big deal about the comments. Ok ok SO what? It was a freaking joke! That joke would be funny either way. People have lynched Asians (half of which tiger woods is!), white guys, a Native American. Hell Michael Vick lynched a dog!
Move On
No! Wait! Not yet!

Didn't Ann Coulter called John Edwards a FAGGOT on National T.V!!!


John Edwards: a Senator, a father of three children, one deceased, husband to a wife fighting Breast Cancer. WTF is that?

Deep Breath
Exhale

Didn't work! going to the gym

Quicky - probably not so smart

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Its a Brand New Day and Brand new me

Hey
When i lived in Maryland i worked out everyday, sometimes twice a day. But since i've been back in Georgia i haven't really worked out, and i've noticed the effects of this.
SO today i signed up for a 12 day trial membership at a local gym...i won't say which because they are one of the big ones that i don't really like, BUUUUT its free for 12 days so whatever.


Its a new year, even if you are not overweight (though 2 out of 3 of you are!) it never hurts to work out, get some fresh air in the lungs, WORK THAT BODY!

So i'm off to the gym to work on my fitness, then to work.
Holla

Oppsies i think i just wet my pants

I was at the theater the other day with diamonds when a preview for The Dark Knight came on.

I Cheered at the Top of my Lungs!


Batman, one of the few superheros without any superpowers unless you count wealth and power, is by far my favorite comic book legend. He is a do right go-gether who choses to spend his resources on helping society in a non-vigilantly way. Yadda

Christen Bale is back and looks kick ass as usually, if you missed it check out 3:10 to Yuma (the original one as well) it is worth the time. Christen Bale is worth the time, two words: American Psycho.

Katie Holmes ...Cruise? ...my sweet katie holmes is out, but replaced by the baker from Stranger than Fiction Kate Gyllenhaal. This is a little ironic because Kate is the older sister to Jake Gyllenhall, whose last Big film (no jarheads was not "big") was Brokeback Mountain. A film in which Kate's brother, Jake, is involved in a secret romance with Health Ledger...the Joker in The Dark Knight.

It maybe hard for some people to grasp: "the first knight" playing a role worthy of Jack Nicholson. I know it was hard for me. Then i saw the trailer and my doubts were calm.

Enjoy the trailer, let me know what you think!



Tuesday, January 8, 2008

I'll try not to cry

Until the August Bowl Game, Good-Bye College Football
CHEERS TO LSU!
SEC ROCKS (AND YOU KNOW THIS!)
GEORGIA IS NUMBER ONE!!!


i acquiesce...
Good-Bye College Football

Sunday, January 6, 2008

G-d Hates Fags and Homos and queers

I was working at Kennesaw State University in awesome Kennesaw, Georgia when i stumbled across a lovely Anti-Gay protest. G-d does hate Fags and Homos, at least that is what he told this guy and his friends.





Sadly though, i think this is a good portion of the reason that Southern Baptist get such bad wrap...or maybe just one of the many many reasons.


added...Sept 7th on LaChaBenn on Youtube.com

Comments as of today:
SpartanPkr (5 hours ago)
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:( Im sorry
ChrisyMc07 (20 hours ago)
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just to let you know (as a gay man) i would rather have a cock anyday than munch on fishy flaps!!
mikeyinqc (4 days ago)
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so jonah really lived in the belly of a fish? and there really were giants? and you know i don't recall the homos are fags qoute- is that in 1 corinthians? or perhaps acts? no? hmm then maybe it is coming out of your mouth- which means nothing!
mikeyinqc (4 days ago)
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boy talk about selective bible reading? or have you really read the bible? 'cuz you got it wrong- get a good biblical scholar-perhaps they can enlighten you
andysmiffy118 (4 days ago)
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haa the fat dude that shouting all this shit said masturbation did this to u...
so whoever masturbates is gay?
WTF? crazy christian extremist
SassafrasRoots1 (1 week ago)
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If god hates gay people, then god's a hypocrite because god tells us NOT TO HATE.
ChrisyMc07 (20 hours ago)
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ur so right, and with the amount of shit(i dont care who the fuck this offends) that the bible says and also the way it contradicts itself repeatedly i have turned away from the catholic church!!!
pisswit (2 weeks ago)
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So what about the stuff that contradicts the other stuff? Have you even read the Bible? I have, and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged horse.
yowzas07 (1 month ago)
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This video is clownshoes.

Everyone knows that if you ARE homophobe, then chances are you're suppressing your own gay tendencies.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't dream of coming close to manwang. But seriously, if you're this bent up over someone else's personal choice then you might as well come out of the closet because nobody cares.
LaChaBenn (1 month ago)
yea i can't tell if you all are being serious are not but if you are: you are making me laugh my ass off and if you aren't you are still making me laugh my ass off

pisswit (2 weeks ago)
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So what about the stuff that contradicts the other stuff? Have you even read the Bible? I have, and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged horse.
mikeyinqc (4 days ago)
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so jonah really lived in the belly of a fish? and there really were giants? and you know i don't recall the homos are fags qoute- is that in 1 corinthians? or perhaps acts? no? hmm then maybe it is coming out of your mouth- which means nothing!
NateDawg111 (1 month ago)
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i hate fags.... i think its so funny how they change their voice to sound all girly LMAO!!!!
keldog09 (1 month ago)
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Wow, can you say blindly following? The Bible is a book that states a mixture or possible divine teachings and beliefs of Jewish people thousands of years ago.

Sadly, nothing in the Bible can be taken as athentic. The Bible was written hundreds of years of after Jesus Christ lived and died. Chances are, some of it's made up.
SpartanPkr (5 hours ago)
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:( Im sorry
gu88766 (2 months ago)
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brilliant...
animelover1234 (3 months ago)
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Oleoleoleole! XD
12284B (3 months ago)
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What a misguided jerk.
majormattmason722 (3 months ago)
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Thanks for posting!


Saturday, January 5, 2008

Rule of the Game #126

...Know when to throw in the towel

Friday, January 4, 2008

Ohh Iowa

Some are curious about LaChaBenn's political views.
DON'T GO THERE!
We just had a very surprising caucuses and quite frankly i am not use to having so MUCH TIME to think about who i want to vote for, i, like most, don't really know till August.
Good luck to all...most of the candidates.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

yea thats it...

Friday, December 28, 2007

GO Morgantown!!!

Its been seven seasons, 4 Big East Championships and an awesome 60-29 record for West Virgina but as of December 19th 2007 Rich Rodriguez is no longer the Head Coach of the Mountaineers' (Merry Christmas!) football team.

So what do the smart folk at UWV do, SUE HIM!
UWV believes that Rodriguez is responsible for paying back 4 million dollars of the contract HE terminated to coach elsewhere; one-third they say, should be paid by mid January.

Honestly is that such a bad idea! I mean hell i am living in Atlanta right now, we lost Vic, we lost Petrino, thats over 15 millions dollars out of the falcons and Mr. Blanks pocket lets sue those guys!

Alright Holla

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

by far the most nastiest thing in the world

Made specially for L.A.W.





I was out and about in lovely St. Mary's County Maryland when i ran across this one alarm blaze.
All of the firefighters are volunteers (which is VERY COOL)
I am not positive that this fire was started by Meth, but i did ask some people in the neighborhood what was going on and that is what they eluded too.
enjoy

Sunday, December 23, 2007

i really want to see this movie

It looks awesome, and i don't much prefer the main actress But i'll dish out the 20 bucks so we can go see it.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

MCC



by far the best year of my life

Monday, December 10, 2007

non

I'm 24 years old,
I have a bachelors degree in History and Political Science.
WHY CAN I Not find a decent job anywhere?
Maybe if i move to India.....

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

SEC/GATOR pray for the 2007 NCAA Mens Basketball championship

Yea i don't know what i was thinking or why i even published this for others to see, but what i can i say I love me some SEC





Thanks Brickfish!  I won 100 dollars with this video, a grill and grilling gear!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

WTF?

Current mood: annoyed
I've been extremely busy these last couple of months.
Also I live in the middle of no where which is nice, but it does have its down sides such as a weak satellite T.V. signal, and no internet at the crib.
I took a day off of work this week to do what I do best: JACK SHIT. I went back to sleep, woke up and watched IMF, IFC and CNN all day. That being said, I CANNOT go silent. Rather I have to get something off my chest.
WHY DID CNN SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEk talking about a MESSED UP Astronaut and her "love triangle" only to replace that "NEWS BREAKING STORY" with the "legacy" of a ex-stipper playboy bunny Gold Digger?
What the fuck?
O.K. cool, we send nut bags to space....honestly yea that story intrigued me. Not because Nowak is a nut (seriously though, how sick do you have to be to drive from Texas to Florida to kick some girls ass?–well, I do have few ex's that are capable of such- But by the time the average Joe hit Mississipi they'd decide it was a bad idea and turned the truck around) but because the judge changed the charges THREE different times in a span of eight hours. Each time he upped the stakes to make the chargers more severe, a judicial move that blew my mind. More weird is that every time Mrs. Nowak appeared in court she was as calmer then a sleeping baby. Even though she is facing 20 plus years in jail.
Moving on fucking Anna Nicole Smith.  No disrespect for the dead, I would not wish the loss of a friend/family member/fuck buddy on anyone, but WHY are the nations first, second and third largest news networks SO STUCK on this loss? She's not princess Di, she's not Marilyn Monroe (though I bet she was killed conspiracy style the same way MM was) she is a woman, a dead woman. DROP IT.
These things tell me something about our nation: WE ARE A MAJORITY OF DUMB MINDLESS INDIVIDUALS. Not everyone, me for instance, Jonak (big-ups!) STS, Bry (sometimes) the lovely Maja, so on and so forth, But the majority of this country is not weighing in on what is important and is apatetic to any thing that really matters but empathic to everything that has NO BEARINGS on their life. Why is that?
Whatever so just in case you care:
  • This week Sen. Barack Obama announced his bid for presidency–not sure he'll get passed the primary, but it's a nice effort
  • Elie Wiesel (the Night/Nobel laureate ) got "roughed -up" by an Anti-Semitic at his hotel
  • New York Village gets 100 inches of Snow in a FREAKIN WEEK!
  • A fire in Bardstown, KY kills 10 people including 6 children, the worst in the states history in 30 years.
  • 5ive D.C schools were forced to close this week because THEY DID NOT HAVE HEAT.
  • The Rev. Ted Haggard, a prominent evangelical leader, is no longer gay after 3hree weeks of intense "Straight-Training"
  • Eight people were shot by police in Guinea for PROTESTING, their countries new Prime Minister.
  • The U.S. switched Commander of the Iraq War for the third time.
  • 3, 151....number of U.S. troops killed in Iraq as of Feb 10 2007